Cock Radio, on the Couch, with Indecent Exposure

G’dday Caroline, do you have a few minutes?

Yes, of course.

When did you first join the Hash?

It was late ’93, when we came back from Germany. We had left Singapore in 1980. My first run was in the Upper Thompson Rd area, around Tagore somewhere. Nothing special happened.

How did you get your name?

I was new to the Hash and didn’t really know a lot, so I thought it would be good to buy a new outfit to wear on the run and create a good impression. So I ran in an all pink outfit, even pink socks. When I got back, Rudy, the GM, came up with 2 names for me, The Pink Panther or Indecent Exposure. Indecent Exposure was decided on because I had exposed myself in my new outfit.

Do you have a memorable moment?

It was at Fairy Point Hill on the East Coast. I was running along when I passed the Hare, Dickless, and said to him ‘Jolly good run, thank you.’ Well, 10 minutes later I was lost in the jungle with a virgin. The more we tried to find our way out, the deeper we got into the jungle. Finally we found a fence at the perimeter of an Army Base. The soldiers asked us what we were doing. ‘We are lost,’ So they went and got a ladder for us and we climbed up and over into the Army base. After thanking them, they let us out of the front gate and I walked into the middle of the road and waved down the first truck that came along. I told the driver I needed a ride so I got out his street directory and showed him where to go.

Now I always run with 2 or 3 reliable friends. Every time I go into the jungle now, I still think of this time. I was really scared.

Getting lost on the East Coast, not a bad effort. What about your Favourite Run site?

Dempsey Rd because I can’t get lost there!

 Now, what do you like about the Hash?

 The company.

 What do you dislike?

 Beijing Oysters – people spitting, you know, one with the lot! Yuk. And also people who belch loudly then think that it is funny! I move away from them.

 Best ON On?

On site food. I hate sitting around in restaurants waiting for food, then when it comes everyone rushes at it.

Do you know who the Hasher is I admire most on the Hash?

No, I don’t know who you admire on the Hash. Wait a minute, I’m supposed to be the one asking the questions! Anyone you particularly admire on the Hash?

Kamikaze. He never fails to break a check for the other runners.

 On the Hash you should……… break checks!

What about break wind?

(laughter) Whatever!

Any food you would not eat?

Fish head, especially the eyes, and frogs, including the legs.

Don’t sit next to Kan Not Can or Kamala then. Have you ever seen KKN suck the eyeballs out of a fish head. Gross I tell you

Ha ha, I wonder if when he goes to the toilet next morning if the eye looks up at him. Ha ha.

Mmm, that would be a real eye full hey. What is your favourite run?

My Eurasian run is always good! I mean our Eurasian Run.

You are married?

Yes. To Carl, since 1980.

Children?

1 boy in Germany, he turns 40 next year.

Could you improve the Hash?

No, not really, I am happy with the way it is. I go every Friday by hook or by crook. Even to the out of the way sites, I just get out my street map, turn it upside down and off I go.

What changes have you noticed at the Hash over the years?

People are all getting older.

Very observant of you.  Any words of wisdom to leave us with?

No, none from me

Finally, do you follow Boo?

Sometimes. Normally he knows the area so I follow him if I am lost or tired.

Thank you for sharing these intimate moments with me on the couch this week Indecent Exposure. See you Friday.

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