Cock Radio, On a pool side lounge chair at Changi Sailing Club, with a 3some consisting of Poser, Juice Extractor and Judy. Ohh my Buddha!

Poser, are u available for this? No, after sitting with you for 55 minutes I need a break, I’m off to Bangkok with Astronut for 5 days.

Ahhhh, ok, some of us (so I have heard) manage a dirty weekend but you guys actually go off peak during the week. Half your luck! Then maybe I will talk to Juice Extractor? No, I wouldn’t if I was you, especially if you want to be invited back to their Christmas Bash this year.

Yeah, good point. Then I guess that means it is Judy tonight.

(At this stage, background information on Judy. Bloody good runner, like an Energiser battery, just keeps on going when all the others stop. She came in at the front of the pack, wore blue running gear. Friend of Juice Extractor, has done a few runs before. And yes, I do have her phone number!)

Ni hao ma?  ….., Wo hen hao

You understood me? Yes, your Mandarin accent very good, I thought you were Chinaman!

Xie xie ni! Are you available at the moment? What do you mean?

Umm, is it ok to chat to you now? Yes, but I warn you, I have a good lawyer, his name is Boo.

Ohh, he is mine too. Then we have a conflict of interest!

There is always conflict of interest when Boo is around. Ha ha.

  So, How are you Judy? Well, I’m still alive! Can you keep this simple.

Ok, Sure. So what is your name? Don’t you know already?

Sorry, just trying to keep it simple..

So, how did you get your name Judy, it doesn’t sound too Chinese to me! A Fortune Teller told me to change it because my original name was not good for personal luck.

Well, he was very astute fortune teller, because already you have good luck by ending up on pool side lounge chair with Cock radio!

So who made you come tonight? Juice Extractor.

Yes, I imagine she could have that effect. She invites me when she knows I can make it so I just come when I can.

Yes, I know what you mean!

So this was your first run? No, I come off and on.

Ahh, you don’t want to rephrase that? Haha

Did you enjoy the Love Boat? Very much, otherwise I wouldn’t have come.

This conversation seems to keep heading in the same direction! It’s just the way you take it!

What did you like most about the run? The drinks and getting dirty.

Dirty? How dirty do you get? It  is fun!

How was it after the run? Entertaining! Very colourful stories, that’s the culture and I like to enjoy.

Who impressed you the most (beside me) laughter, Well, I know the face, but I don’t know his name. He ordered me around a bit on the run, like when Cock Radio was coming past he said I should raise my legs a bit more for him, to catch up to him and make sure I come again? I’m not sure what he meant because I think he was American, he was a bit loud, he had a nice smile, big nose though, but he encouraged me, I think they called him Stash? (lots of laughter from Cock Radio at this stage!).

Do you think Astronut is sexy?  Astronut, I like his figure, very sexy!

You mean his bank balance figure? Haha

If you weren’t hashing , what would you be doing?  Calling you on the phone

Steady, remember, I have an almost good lawyer!

Do you drink? Yes, I love Aussie wine, red, white,  oh, also bourbon, gin. Oh and vodka’s ok too, and……

Ok, I think we get the idea.

On the hash, you should always…….. have fun.

Judy, thank you for your time on the pool lounge. See you next week?  Only if I can come! haha.

(Interview session ends when the 3 girls got up of the lounge chair at the same time, almost catapulting Cock Radio into the pool!)

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